TraverseAcrossTheUniverse

neonreverberations:

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

(via mollymauk-teakwood)

princessamericachavez:

puncromancer:

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life#like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)

(via jedimasteramell)

diabetic-rasin:

memes–memes:

This is the most Big Dick Energy post I’ve ever seen

(via egberts)

that-kawoshin-evageek:

an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys

(via thebootydiaries)

paulthebukkit:

when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it

(via emm-davis)

biglawbear:

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

(via skg373)